美网民热议:如果中国把美国旗从月球拿掉

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导读:What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon? 如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么? 评论翻译: 原创翻译:龙腾网 翻译:ATC 转载请注明出处 N A S A would get more funding 美国航天局会获得更多资金的 M deem er Moon War I. 月球大战I way_ fairer l What would ha
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美网民热议:如果中国把美国旗从月球拿掉


What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

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N A S A would get more funding

美国航天局会获得更多资金的

M deem er

Moon War I.

月球大战I

way_ fairer l

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

And more flags.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

会有更多的国旗

P sin ha

I want China to show us the U S flag on the moon to end all conspiracy!

我想要中国展现一下月球上的美国国旗,结束所有的质疑!

Cy bex g

Those who claim that the U S moon landing never happened would then have to claim that the Chinese Government is also in on the conspiracy.

那些曾经宣称美国从来没有在月球登陆的人会宣称中国也是如此的阴谋

Let Me Be Great

"We brought back your flag that you forgot on the moon!"

“我们带回了你忘在月球上的国旗”

Modern Strange Cow boy

it would start the greatest game of capture the flag ever

这会开启最大的国旗争夺战

N D I rish

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

Our next rover would draw a penis on their flag.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

那我们的下一台月球车会在他们的国旗上撒尿的

Full of spiders here

Obviously, we would have to send our own bots up there, and have Battle Bots On the Moon

显然,我们得把我们的机器人送过去,然后开启月球机器人大战

Jake C D

America has actually secretly hollowed out the moon and filled it with explosives to form a giant grenade. The flag is the pin.

美国已经秘密的把月球挖空了,然后填满了炸弹,形成一个巨大的手榴弹,国旗就是导火索

Rob dug l l

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

We're on Mars now. Fuck the moon.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

我们现在都在火星上了,干死月球

Gentel man_ Ass hole

The Moon is so oo oo 1970's.

月球太七十年代了

Paul c car boni

The Moon is so oo oo 1970's.

Congrats China. Welcome to the 1970s!

月球太七十年代了

恭喜中国,欢迎来到70年代!

Kangaroo on in jado nuts

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

China would immediately issue a sincere apology and likely imprison a few hapless scientists.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

中国可能会立刻发布道歉并让倒霉的科学家入狱

The Medium Panda

China would of course never even think of such a thing. Also, it would take their rover 4 months of detour to reach the U S flag.

中国肯定不敢想这种事情,还有,寻找美国国旗需要花费机器人4个月的时间

Fox l hunter

God dam it China ! Put it back

No I won't.

I said put it back .

L o l make me

And this is how WW I I I began

该死的中国,把国旗放回去

不放

我说放回去

哈哈你来打我呀

这就是三战开始的原因

Mo fockin Tet suya

I can't wait to read into the findings on this mission.

我迫不及待的看关于这次任务的报道了

Lands wimmer_ je di

the most akward "what the fuck do we do?!?!??!" moment in U S government history.

这是美国历史上最尴尬的“我们到底特么干什么?!”

A B on go

I think it would be cool if they placed their flag next to ours. If they removed ours, either no thing serious would happen

我想如果他们把国旗放在我们的旁边会很酷,如果他们把我们的国旗移走了,也不会有什么严重的事情发生的

Krew d x

America would never know, that rover has already created a blanket of smog to cover it's tracks.

美国不会知道的,他们的机器人已经制造了雾霾

WIENER_ P O O P

We would replace it with two more and spend billions to do it.

我们会用两面国旗和数十亿美元弥补的

The Voice Of Rie sen

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

America would remove China's flag from the earth.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

那美国会把中国的国旗从地球上移走的

Jerry kish

America would remove China's flag from the earth.

As a Chinese I had chills reading this, but fuck you

那美国会把中国的国旗从地球上移走的

作为中国人我读到这个出了冷汗,操死你

Space asau rus Flex

It would be the stupidest way to start W W3.

这是开启三战最愚蠢的方式

Ud Ueex yq lc I

You know what would be even funnier: if China launched a mission to the Apollo landing site, and reported they couldn't find any thing...

你知道最有趣的是什么吗:如果中国发布计划登陆到阿波罗登陆的地方,然后什么也没发现……

Billy The Club

This is the reason I want North Korea to land on the moon. You know they would do some crazy shit like that. China wouldn't start a moon war with the U S but you know North Korea would love to have a throwdown with the U S on the moon

这就是我想要朝鲜去月球的原因,你知道他们会做那样疯狂的事情的,中国不会与美国开启月球之战的,但你知道朝鲜会想推翻美国在月球的统治的

Head Locke l x

Remove it and do what? Take it off the moon? That rover isn't leaving any time soon.

移除了干嘛?扔出月球?机器人不会很快离开那里的

Jab ber minor

Remove it and do what? Take it off the moon? That rover isn't leaving any time soon.

It would probably eat it.

移除了干嘛?扔出月球?机器人不会很快离开那里的

可能会把它吃了

Panda stock l

you know I'm really happy, because now they have begun the only race that actually mattered, the space race.

你知道我现在很开心,因为太空竞赛即将开始了

Ba boo polis

If any thing their rover should roll up and put a "Made in China" sticker on it.

他们的机器人会升起国旗,放上“中国制造”的标签

Schu ma ga

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

That would be an incredibly stupid move by them. Besides being an insult to all of America, it would seriously aggravate both their diplomatic relations with the U S and their image in general.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

那会是很愚蠢的举动,还会激怒所有的美国人,这会加剧两国外交关系的紧张

Tater_ tottenham sucks

It would be pretty hilarious to be honest.

老实说这可能会很可笑

Hank_ Hill_ Here

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

China wouldn't be allowed to go to the moon any more, moon privileges would be revoked.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

那中国会不被允许前往月球,月球资格也会吊销

Re ve nant

If the Chinese removed the flag. The flag would no longer be there.

如果中国移除了国旗,那国旗就不会在那儿了

Molyb de numb

What if the Chinese moon rover spent the next 20 years looking for the flag and NEVER F O U N D IT

如果中国人在接下来的20年里寻找国旗却从来没有找到过呢

Eleven Reds I I I

The U S would be up there by Christmas if we told them that China were planning on expanding to the moon

如果我们告诉美国中国在月球上扩展势力,美国会在圣诞前有所行动的

Who parks ha car

They would replace it with a cheap copy which would probably be slightly off

他们会用廉价的山寨品替代的,然后很快就被吹走了

Mr random man

One thing no one has mentioned yet: They are no where near it, and have a lot more important things to do. It just is not going to happen.

没有提及这个事,他们离国旗很远,而且还有更重要的事情要做,不会发生的

Yet another acct

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

We'd remove China from the moon, permanently.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

那我们会把中国从月球上永久移除

Throw awy now

I am impressed, great job China!

这让我印象深刻,中国做得好!

Tom riddle l

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

Isn't the american flag made in china any ways .

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

美国的国旗难道不是中国制造吗

probably_ not_ u so

the american flag is now a white flag. the rover would be, at some point, picking up and waving a white flag indicating their immediate surrender.

美国国旗现在已经变白了,机器人可能会举起白旗挥舞,意思是投降了

Chew_ Monster

WE SHOULD AND WILL N U K E THEM.

They mess with our patriots successes, we mess with their lives.

我们会用核弹轰炸他们的

他们破坏了我们的爱国成功,我们要毁掉他们的生命

C a p u s

WE SHOULD AND WILL N U K E THEM.

We nuke them. What else would we do?

我们会用核弹轰炸他们的

除了用核弹,还能做什么呢

Jer hi cco

They'd give it back to the French.

他们会把国旗给法国的

Duke Of Geek

They did not land any where near there, they would have to drive it thousands of miles.

他们没有降落在那儿附近,他们也许要走数千英里才能到那儿

Three_ Headed_ Monkey

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

Well, for one thing it would shut up all those who believe the moon landing was a hoax.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

好吧,至少能让那些相信美国登月是谎言的人闭嘴了

X e on Productions

What would happen if the Chinese rover visited the alleged moon landing site and found absolutely no thing?

如果中国机器人去了那里却什么都没发现怎么办?

Se7 en L C

Considering the American flag on the moon has been sun bleached to white, of they grab it and wave it around, they'd be surrendering.

考虑到美国的国旗已经被太阳漂白了,他们拿起国旗挥舞,就像是投降一样

Ex ex ex pat

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

We just need a flag cannon to fire thousands of flags at the moon all at once. Cover the whole place with flags.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

我们需要一个国旗大炮,发射数千个国旗到月球上去,把整个地方都覆盖

W venie z

We would send more robots up there to replace it...that were probably made in China.

我们会把机器人派遣月球顶替的,可能是中国制造的

Sevar g mas

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

Removed which one? There are several.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

移掉哪个?那里有很多国旗

Cole mark land

We blow up the moon, if we can't have a flag then no one can.

我们把月球炸飞,如果我们不能在那儿有国旗,其他人也不行

Unique Error once

Would be hilarious if they knocked it over and then put it back like no thing happened.

可笑的是他们会踹飞国旗,然后像没事人一样放回去

Sleepy Sand Man

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

We would simply nuke the moon. Yes this would possibly cause total failure on Earth but.....it would be worth it.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

我们可能会把月球炸飞,可能会对地球造成影响,但也值得了

W yu chen

I would probably laugh until I die.

我可能会笑到死

Ziss o u o

Awe some. This should make America panic and go to Mars.

牛逼,这会让美国紧张,然后去火星的

two_ cents foa all

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

Why would they remove stuff made in China?

Ha ha

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

他们为什么会移走中国制造?

哈哈

Kone bred

The moon would become a giant arena for an epic battle between remote controlled robots.

月球会成为远程控制机器人战争的巨大战场

Burnt_ Couch l l

I'm just waiting for China to roll that rover on over to wherever our flag(s) are supposed to be and be like "There aren't any flags here guys."

我在等中国派机器人过去寻找,结果发现那里“没有我们需要的国旗”

S c k e z

Then the world will end. If not I will be really disappointed with humanity.

那样世界就终结了,如果没有我会对人类很失望

Look n click

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

Every day, the rover Yutu will transmit the same message: "I still haven't found what I'm looking for"

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

每天,机器人玉兔都发出信号“我还没找到需要的东西”

Boer boel Face

For the first time in 4000 years, China would not be China.

四千年来首次,中国不再是中国了

K nigar

an angry letter would be written and sent, like this:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIPSvIz9NDs

会写并发送一封生气的信,这样的

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIPSvIz9NDs

za pona tor

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

A few people would care about it for a while and then every one would forget.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

一些人会关心一下,然后大家都忘了

Chimpanzee Guy shit

We would see a lot "boy, that escalated quickly" posts.

我们会看到诸如“哥们,这会激化局势”的评论

S a chel

How close is their landing to the one of Apollo 11?

他们距离阿波罗11号有多近?

Since s x

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

They would never do that. Because if they did that we would stop giving them all our money.

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

他们不会这么做的,如果这么做了我们就不还他们钱了

Big old geek

We're in your base killing yer flagz.

那我们会去你们基地杀了你们所有的国旗

suicidal_ reverie

Kim Jong Un would assassinate some one.

Probably unrelated.

金正恩可能会暗杀某人

可能是不相关的

John_ F x

Seriously? How would we even find out ?

真的?我们在哪儿可以看?

Ca mo man

What would happen if the Chinese moon rover removed the American flag from the moon?

We would have an epic space robot war on the moon

如果中国月球车把美国国旗从月球上拿掉会发生什么?

我们可能会在月球上有场史诗般的战役

Bouquet of Dicks

Congratulations on a successful mission, China!

恭喜中国成功完成任务!

Mighty horse l l

There are 6 American flags on the moon. Most likely all washed white now. Many scientists believe the flags are completely gone by now any way.

美国在月球上有六面国旗,大多是都漂白了,很多科学家觉得他们都已经消失了

Boner l4 Stoners

I think the important question is if they did remove the flag, would we find out any time soon?

我觉得重要的是他们是否拿走国旗了,我们最早什么时候能知道?


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这倒是给我们提了一个醒儿,要是咱们人员登月后没看到美国国旗该咋办呢?不会说被咱们扔了吧!

美国人:如果中国人把我们的国旗拔掉怎么办?

中国人:放心,我们会把五星红旗沿着原来的洞洞插♂回去的!

美国人:……

这样美国政府能继续骗全世界了,就说阿波罗11号确实登陆插旗了,可是被中国机器人拿走了

霉弟傻粪们的担心完全是多余的,嫦娥落月当天NASA就已经宣布阿波罗插的那面霉弟国旗失踪了!哈哈!霉弟能心虚到如此地步真不想说什么了啦!

米国人也很可爱, 我们着陆都不在同一个区域!

(不过下一次我们可能会考虑广大美国网友的建议,去美国和俄罗斯曾经着陆的地方看看)

让月球车运动到你那边,又远又费时,还浪费我们的宝贵时间和资源!

我们中国人才没那么无聊呢,万一我们到了那里没看到你的登月航天器也没看到米国国旗,岂不是很没面子?

不过你们美国人已经够丢脸的了,连拉出的翔都能坐回去的事都干的出来,就不用我们专门去打了.

我们发展太空科技是要造福人类, 探索并了解太空的.


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