来看看美国论坛里对 中美战争 的争论!

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美国网站转悠时偶然发现了几个论坛,有许多美国人谈论中美战争的帖子,很好玩,自

己翻译了一个主题下面的帖子,给大家看看,哈哈,翻译的时候发现,普通美国人的错别

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AuthorTopic: China vs USA


China would win. We wouldn't use nukes and they have more people

中国会赢,我们不会使用核武器而他们有更多的人。


sorry buddy, but america is nuke happy and if any one f*cks with them, about 5

0 are headed in their direction

对不起,哥们,但美国是非常乐意使用核武器的,谁要敢招美国,就会有50颗弹头对向他


You are a f*cking dumbass.

China has been stealing our nuclear military secrets for years. For all we kno

w, they could sabotage our shit at the last minute.read and learn,dumbass


你是头蠢驴,中国已经窃取我们的核技术很多年了,我们都知道,他们能在最后一分钟破

坏我们的装备,多读点书你这头蠢驴。


Hey, buddy, truth is, WE WOULD WIN YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST!!!!!!! Yeah, China, e

ven though they put all their resources into military, they would lose. Our mi

litary is well treated and have more reason to fight other than for not being

killed by government. You suck you anti-American... Die.

嘿,哥们,事实是我们将会战胜你这个傻#共//产//主//义分子,是的,中国,就算它把所有的资

源都运用到军事上,他们还是会输。我们的军队待遇更好而且我们有除了避免被本国政府

杀掉以外其他的战斗动机。你这个傻#反美国分子,去死吧。


I'm very pro american. I live in america... I even support the war in iraq (on

e of the few who apparently do)... thinking that my country would lose a war a

gainst a powerful country doesn't make me a communist

我非常亲美国,我生活在美国,我甚至支持美国在伊拉克战争(很少公开支持这点的人

之一)。考虑到我的国家会输给一个强大的国家并不能把我变成一个共//产//主//义分子。


China has more people and they are smarter.

China>USA

中国人更多而且他们更聪明

中国》美国


Wouldnt it be who attacks first?

Like imagine if the US dropped about 1500 BIG nukes at the same time China cou

ldnt retialiate but that could go either way I guess

难道不取决于谁先攻击谁吗?想象如果美国给中国同时投1500颗核弹,中国根本不是有报

复的机会,当然,反过来也一样。


i dont give a f*ck who wins. Ill still be sitting here in my computer room wat

ching 13 year olds make out while their brother films them with a web cam


我才不管谁赢呢!我还会坐在这里看这些13岁的小孩们的兄弟们用电脑摄像头拍的他们做

爱的小电影。


Communists can do anything when motivated. War is a strong motivator for any c

ountry. They could get us if it came down to it. They have already begun to sh

ift past industrialization. Plus they have russia above them. They could proba

bably get some technology om up there if they needed to om old soviet symp

athizers

CD可以通过鼓励号召而做到任何事情。战争对任何国家都是最好的号召手段。如果他

们这样做的话那他们会打败我们。他们已经开始转换旧工业了,而且他们上面是俄罗斯,

他们可能能从他们旧日的苏联的同情者那里搞到一些技术。


China has more people. But the US his superior military power (especially the navy). So the USA would kick china's ass.

中国有更多的人口,但美国有更强大的军事力量(特别是海军)。所以美国可以击败中国。



technology can only do so much. They would just out number us

技术的作用是有限的,他们还是会以数量压倒我们。


We arent connected by land, and we have the greatest navy in the world.

我们两国陆地不接壤,而且我们有世界上最好的海军。


We have the power of jesus.

我们有上帝支持我们。


Communists have a great work force that could be used to outnumber our navy. T

he greatest weakness of an army is its underestimating of others. Should the c

hinese make it to our soil we would loose

CD有巨大的劳动大军,他们可以从数量上压倒我们的海军。一支军队最致命的弱点就

是低估对手,只有他们能登陆美国,我们就输定了。


Things don't always go the way you want them to in war. With the work force th

ey have available I bet they could make it here and we would fail in an invasi

on of china. There are too many of them. So even if it did stalmate for a whil

e. Their technology would catch up in war and they would make it across the oc

ean

战争不完全按着你希望它们的方式运行,他们有那么大的生产大军,我打赌他们能够打到

我们这里来,美国会陷入被中国的侵略之中。他们人太多了,就算战争会僵持一端时间,

他们的技术也会赶上来帮助他们渡过大洋打过来。


China has enough to blow up the US... MAD DOESN'T = WIN

中国有足够的核武器炸毁美国。。。疯狂不=胜利


Well, keep in mind that Chinese people don't know what bears are so once they

make land fall and push past the beaches then they will go into the forests of

Washington Oregon and California and be like "???" And the bears will take a

heavy toll of their infantry. Of course that means they can attack through the

harsh deserts of New Mexico where our Arapaho Native American Brothers will m

ake or break the war. Whichever side the Arapaho join will win because they ar

e desert people and they know the land just like the south in the civil war. A

nyway, if we made it to China I think we could probably just get most of them

to join us because I heard they like McDonalds and America there so just pass

out ee things to get them to join our army and make a new army out of them.

It's a force multiplier.

请记住中国人很多都不知道熊是什么东西,所以他们登陆以后,穿越滩头阵地,就可能进

入俄勒冈州或加州等的森林地带,那样的话很多他们的步兵就会被狗熊消灭,当然他们也

可以从南部新墨西哥州严酷的沙漠地带进入,那战争的成败就决定于土著Arapaho印地安兄

弟们的了。Arapaho印地安人加入哪边哪边就会赢,因为他们是沙漠居民,他们就如同南北

战争时南军一样的了解南方。但是,如果我们能打到中国我想我们肯定能让那里的大部分

人加入我们一方,因为我听说他们喜欢那里麦当劳,所以我们只要分发免费的东西给他们

,然后让他们加入我们一方,我们就可以从那里组织一支新的军队,这是让我们军队成倍

增长的好办法。


China would kung-fu kick the U.S. in the balls.

中国人将会用功夫踢烂美国人那玩意。


Too bad they have small penises.

可不幸的是他们那玩意太小了。


Doesn't matter, once that war would start many countries would severe trade co

nnections weakening both countries but since China is the only country in the world with a self sustaining economy, they'd hardly be affected.

其他都没有关系,一旦战争爆发很多国家都会中断和两国的贸易往来,这对两个国家都会

有影响,但由于中国是世界上唯一一个能自我维持的经济体系,他们不会被影响很大。


Self sustaining economy my ass. Theres a resaon Japan and China have had tensi

ons recently. Its becuase they are figthting over who will get Russias oil. Th

ey most definately dont have enough oil there to be self sufficent.

Read, China imports oil. Actually, they are the big reason prices are jumping

so d**n much

狗屁自我维持经济,中国和日本的关系最近为什么那么紧张呀?就是因为它们为了争夺俄

罗斯的石油,他们绝对没有自我维持所需要的石油。记住,中国进口石油,就就是他XX的

油价涨的这么快的原因!


If there was going to be a war between us it would be because of this. And I h

ighly doubt it would take place in either China or the Americas. It would happ

en in the middle east. China needs oil. They absolutely need it to continue to

have any chance of being a strong power in the world. Russia is one option. T

he middle east, may be the way they go and we would protect our intrests. And

all of a sudden we have a war on our hands.

没错,如果中美真要发生战争的话,肯定是因为石油这么问题。而且我不认为战争会发生

在美国和中国任何一方的国土上,战争可能会发生在中东地区。中国需要石油,他们绝对

需要石油去继续他们成为世界强国的努力。俄罗斯是他们的一个选择,但中东可能是他们

要去的地方,那么我们就会去保卫自己的利益,然后忽然间,我们就处于战争状态了。


And whats more a war right where the chinese would be in a good position to ha

ve one. Of course they would never invade The United States of America.... unl

ess they had a great plan. But the middle east is another thing entirely. In a

place where land is really the only thing to fight on. China would win.

Well we could just use hydrogen cells. Anyway, the thing about the chinese is

that they're group oriented so all you have to do is sit a machine gun in on

t of their military base and shoot them all when they run out. I saw it in a W

WII movie. That's why we won WWII so easy.

Anyway, The thing about the chinese is that most of them have never heard of a

plane or a loud siren so all we have to do is chopper in some sirens, call in

an air strike, scare them all off and send in the troops. While they're shock

ed we will clean up their army and make the civilians join our army.

还有中国的优势在于,当然他们不会去入侵美国,除非他们有更大的计划。但是对中东就

是完全是另一种情况了,在中东除了占领土地就没什么其他可图利益了,所以中国会取胜

。我们应该用氢能源代替汽油。还有中国人是以集体思想为中心的,所以我们只需要在他

们的军事基地外面架挺机枪,等他们跑出来以后把他们全射死,我看的一部二战电影就是

这样的,这就是我们为什么那么轻松的就赢了二战。再有就是大部分中国人从来没有听到

过飞机和警报的声音,我们只需要让直升机响起警报,对他们进行空袭,把他们都吓坏了

以后派我们的军队过去缴了他们的武器,然后让老百姓加入我们的军队就可以了。


You are underestimating nationalism。

你低估了他们的民族主义精神。


Well, they do have the power of culture and nationalism but then again if we napalm their rice then they will starve. Also we could easily defeat the chines

e people in hand to hand combat because that karate stuff is no match for a go

od American Boxer. One clean punch and the chinese is gone.

I think we should basically just use machine guns because there are so many p

eople there. All we have to do is equip a few fast hum vees with hydrogen cell

s and machine guns with wooden bullets so we only injure them and then make th

e injured guys be in our army to even up the odds.

Also asian girls love white guys so we could get half of their population on o

ur side and make more troops that way.

当然他们有很强的文化和民族主义精神,但还是那样,如果我们能炸了他们的稻田那他们

就会挨饿,而且我们可以在短兵相接的战斗中不费吹灰之力就能取胜,中国空手道根本不

是美国拳击的对手,干净漂亮的一拳就能把中国人打飞。我想我们还是用机枪,因为中国

人实在太多了。我们只需要几部用氢燃料的高速吉普和机枪,机枪用木制子弹,那样我们

就可以只打伤他们,然后让受伤的敌人加入我方,来弥补我方和敌方的人数差距。而且亚

洲女孩喜欢白人小伙子,所以我们能够争取到中国人口的一半,然后通过她们制造更多我

们的军队。


now you just switched to stupidity because you ran out of arguments... none of

that would work. We wouldn't starve out civilians anyway... we are to nice

现在你已经转换到愚蠢战术了,因为你已经没有任何论点了。那说的那些没有一个管用,

而且我们也不会让老百姓挨饿。。我们太善良了


If you are joking then this post was rather funny.

If not, then I pity your life.

如果你的这个帖子是开玩笑,那挺滑稽的,如果不是,那我真可怜你这条生命。


Even a small amount of their standing army would f*ck us up as we are now.

就算是他们一小部分的常备军也能让我们现在的军队完蛋。


China is so packed with people and if you just bombed one block 7000 people wo

uld be dead.

Japan > USA > China

中国人居住的太拥挤了,炸一个街区就能炸死7000人。日本》美国》中国


I hope you don't mean militiristically... japan can't even have an army for of

fense and china has more land for its people than the us does... you don't kno

w what you are talking about。

我希望你不是说日本军国主义。。日本甚至连用于进攻的军队都没有。而且中国有比美国

更多的能让人居住的土地,你根本不知道你说什么呢。


What is Japan gonna do, send their Tamagotchi's after China? Japan doesnt hav

e technology for military application.

日本能做什么?送电子鸡去中国?日本根本没有用于军事的技术。


so? wuts ur point? there is nothing to do with Japan, and Japan is just an isl

and country, China doesn't even bother to beat it, coz it will be destroyed by

thousand times of earthquake

啊?你的意思是?这和日本一点关系都没有,日本只是个岛国,中国根本不屑于去打它,

因为几千次地震就能摧毁它了。


Idiot, then the f*cking rest of their eligible population would damage us. All

they would need is one shore break, thats it. Then they can just f*cking dest

roy us.

Remember Veitnam?

Remember why we lost?

China, thats why

蠢货,他们他XX的省下的那些认字的人就能摧毁我们了,他们只需要一次登陆,然后就他

XX的让我们都完蛋了。记得越南吗?记得我们为什么输了吗?是中国,这就是原因。

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我发现很多外国人 对中国的认识都还停留在80年代 不知道应该高兴还是悲剧

请记住中国人很多都不知道熊是什么东西,所以他们登陆以后,穿越滩头阵地,就可能进


入俄勒冈州或加州等的森林地带,那样的话很多他们的步兵就会被狗熊消灭

这位大哥,不怕美国的熊给中国人吃光啊?

去你妹的拿麦当劳这种垃圾都想培养带路党,能给点硬货吗,山姆不会被汉堡吃傻了吧

好高兴啊 因为他们并不了解我们 而我们却一直在在研究他们

可有些人始终认为米国到实现共产主义啦 这是无知吗

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麦当劳(中国化)+56个民族加入他们的军队+美籍狗熊=无语[我是该笑呀,还是该哭呢?]



麦当劳从来就没吃过的说--我回民!!!

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