Watching the coverage of the Tsunami washing inland in Japan, only one thought keeps running through my head.
"Come on, all you whales and dolphins. You'll never get a better chance than this......."
11 safety men, 11 thousand tonnes of equipment and two search dogs have been sent to Japan.
I do not think two dogs will be enough to feed them.
I'm seriously worried about radiation levels in Japan, first Hiroshima then Nagasaki and now Fukushima;
It's giving Japan an unfair advantage in the race to create the first Superhero.
Now everyone from Hiroshima is thanking America for their fins.
ITV News Reporter: '2,000,000 Japanese people left without water'
I dont think they've looked hard enough.
Japan news: Global penis length average grows as death toll rises.
Worried about my Japanese friend following the recent natural disaster, I tried his mobile and - miraculously - I got through.
I must say, I was surprised to hear him going on about a massive increase in jobs being created in Japan…something about a new career explosion?
Sky News - "Japanese airports are full as hundreds of foreigners are fleeing the country..."
Maybe Britain needs an earthquake...