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Watching the coverage of the Tsunami washing inland in Japan, only one thought keeps running through my head.

"Come on, all you whales and dolphins. You'll never get a better chance than this......."

看到海啸席卷日本沿岸的新闻,我脑中有一个念头挥之不去:

“加油啊,鲸鱼和海豚,这辈子都不会再有这么好的机会了……


11 safety men, 11 thousand tonnes of equipment and two search dogs have been sent to Japan.

I do not think two dogs will be enough to feed them.

11个救生员1万一千吨物资和2只狗送到了日本,我想2只狗肯定不够喂他们



I'm seriously worried about radiation levels in Japan, first Hiroshima then Nagasaki and now Fukushima;

It's giving Japan an unfair advantage in the race to create the first Superhero.

我对于日本的辐射问题真的很担忧,先是广岛和长崎,现在又是福岛……

这样多不公平啊,我希望第一个超级英雄能诞生在自己的国家的说!


Now everyone from Hiroshima is thanking America for their fins.

广岛市民纷纷感谢美国友人当年的原子弹让他们长出了鱼鳍,海啸再大也不怕不怕啦。


ITV News Reporter: '2,000,000 Japanese people left without water'

I dont think they've looked hard enough.

新闻报告2000000日本人没水,他们都瞎了?(海啸后到处是水)


Japan news: Global penis length average grows as death toll rises.

日本新闻,全球男性jj平均长度增长(因为日本很多男的死了)


Worried about my Japanese friend following the recent natural disaster, I tried his mobile and - miraculously - I got through.

I must say, I was surprised to hear him going on about a massive increase in jobs being created in Japan…something about a new career explosion?

担心我的日本朋友被最近的自然灾害所影响,我试着拨打他的手机——奇迹般地,竟然打通了。

我必须得说自己感到意外,他一直在那头说日本新创了好多好多就业机会什么的……新职业激增什么的?


Sky News - "Japanese airports are full as hundreds of foreigners are fleeing the country..."

Maybe Britain needs an earthquake...

日本机场满是离开的外国人

英国也需要地震(此人典型种族歧视,想赶走外国人)