加菲猫名言集

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导读:I hate mondays——Garfield ­ ­ 我恨星期一。—— 加菲 ­ ­ Never send a man to do a cat's job—— Garfield ­ ­ 决不要让人去做猫的工作。——加菲 ­ ­ Money is not everything,There’s Mastercard & Visa. ­ ­ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用
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I hate mondays——Garfield ­


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我恨星期一。—— 加菲 ­


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Never send a man to do a cat's job—— Garfield ­


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决不要让人去做猫的工作。——加菲 ­


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Money is not everything,There’s Mastercard & Visa. ­


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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 ­


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One should love animals. They are so tasty. ­


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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 ­


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Save water,Shower with your girlfriend. ­


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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 ­


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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. ­


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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 ­


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Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ­


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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。 ­


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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ­


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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 ­


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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ­


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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 ­


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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ­


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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 ­


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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ­


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不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。 ­


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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ­


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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 ­


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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ­


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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 ­


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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. ­


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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。 ­


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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ­


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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 ­


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Hard work never killed anybody.But why take the risk? ­


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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 ­


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“Work fascinates me.”I can look at it for hours! ­


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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。 ­


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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ­


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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 ­


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When two’s company, three’s the result! ­


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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才行! ­


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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ­


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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 ­


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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ­


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学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着


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