晕倒,4岁小孩打911求助数学题。你会吗?

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导读:Operator: 911 emergencies. Boy: Yeah I need some help. Operator: What’s the matter? Boy: With my math. Operator: With your mouth? Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me? Operator: Sure. Where do you live? Boy: No with my math

Operator: 911 emergencies.

Boy: Yeah I need some help.

Operator: What’s the matter?

Boy: With my math.

Operator: With your mouth?

Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?

Operator: Sure. Where do you live?

Boy: No with my math.

Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?

Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.

Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.

Boy: Okay.

Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?

Boy: I have take aways.

Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?

Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.

Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.

Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?

Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?


Boy: I don’t know, 1.

Operator: No. How old are you?

Boy: I’m only 4.

Operator: 4!

Boy: Yeah.

Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)

Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.

Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?

Boy: 5.

Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!

Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.

Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?

Operator: It’s the mother…

Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.

Woman: I didn’t mean the police.



接线员:这里是911紧急求助电话

男孩:好,我需要帮助

接线员:请讲

男孩:我的算术题有麻烦了

接线员:(听混了)你的嘴怎么了?

男孩:是我的算术题,我必须做的,能帮帮我吗?

接线员:当然,你住哪里?

男孩:是我的算术题

接线员:是的我知道,你住哪里?

男孩:不用过来,你在电话里给我说就行了

接线员:不行,不过我可以找别人帮你

男孩:好的

接线员:你做什么算术题需要帮忙啊?

男孩:减法题

接线员:哦,你有减法题不得不要做是吗?

男孩:嗯

接线员:好吧,念给我听听

男孩:唔,你可一定要帮我啊

接线员:没问题,说,啥题?

男孩:16减8等于多少?

接线员:你先告诉我,你觉得应该是多少呢?

男孩:我不知道,1?

接线员:不是。你多大了呀?

男孩:我才4岁

接线员:4岁!

男孩:嗯

接线员:这题太难了,还有别的吗?

男孩:唔——,哦,这里还有一个,5减5等于多少?

接线员:你觉得5减5等于多少呢?

男孩:等于5吧


女人(应该是妈妈来了):你知道你在干嘛吗约翰尼?

男孩:警察正帮我算题呢

女人:谁告诉你要打报警电话找人算题啊?

接线员:这是妈妈吧....

男孩:你告诉我遇到麻烦就打电话找人啊

女人:我指的不是警察


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