强!一个美国人和中国人的对话(ZT)

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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?


A: Yes. And cats. Especially on our "Thanks receiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.


问:中国人吃狗么?


答:当然吃,我们连猫都吃!特别是在我们的“感恩节”。另外,火鸡是我们最喜爱的宠物。在中国只有最没文化教养的人吃火鸡。


Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?


A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.


问:中国越来越强大,难道你的政府想独霸世界么?



答:当然想,我们国家一旦强大起来政府就会出兵进攻伊拉克和阿富汗。


Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?


A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.


问:为什么你的政府不将西藏还给西藏的和尚



答:因为这些和尚想帮助西米诺尔(某印第安人部落的名称)重新成为佛罗里达的主人。


Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?


A: Yes. Were we using slaves, the price would be even cheaper.


问:中国制造的产品都非常便宜和廉价么



答:当然,如果我们用黑奴的话我们的产品会更便宜更廉价。


Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?


A: Because my parents don't with everybody.


问:你为什么是独生子女?



答:因为我的家长不和周围人乱交。



Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?


A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.


问:你们有14亿人,究竟要做什么



答:找一个新的行星,然后杀光所有的土著居民,再移民过去。



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