三字經英文翻譯(搞笑版)

人之初:At the begining of life.

性本善:Sex is good.

性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.

習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.

性乃遷:Sex will leave you..

教之道:The way of learning it

貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

擇鄰處:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不學:If you don’t study hard,

斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山:Dou, the Famous

有義方:owned a very effective exciting medicine

教五子:All his five son took it

名俱揚:and their sexual ability were well-kown.

養不教:If your children don’t know how to do it,

父之過:It is all your fault.

教不嚴:If they had lots of problems with it,

師之惰:their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不學:You may refuse to study this

非所宜:but that is a real mistake

幼不學:If you don’t learn it in childhood,

老何為:you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢:If you don’t exercise your dick,

不成器:It won’t become hard and strong.

人不學:If you don’t learn sex,

不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness


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